[On reality shows like "Survivor"]: "I just feel the longer those people are kept off-shore the better...the Soviet gulag would have been so much easier to run if they had just told the prisoners they could win $10,000." Listen to the new podcast for this and much more! (There are a couple continuity problems due to me editing out a couple sections I hadn't intended to, but it wasn't anything too important--sorry about that, though.)
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"There are so many damsels and so little distress to spread around...Half the time you just get reduced to holding open a door and doing it with a gesture that suggests you would be slaying a dragon for their benefit if given the chance." Check out the new podcast for this and much more!
[Regarding the burqa ban] "It's like, the president [of France] is a serial adulterer who just wants to keep an eye on all the woman-flesh in the entire country." "Whoa, this isn't Italy...Sarkozy is not on trial for like four separate allegations of sexual assault." "Okay, that's true, but he did divorce his first wife so he could marry a model while he was in office, which is a pretty ballsy maneuver...That gives him the second biggest balls of any European head of state after Angela Merkel." Check out the new podcast for this and much more!
In a new episode of the podcast we discuss the State of the Union speech and the Tupac Shakur Effect. "Obama overlooked one critical factor, which is that for Americans to value science and technology we have to be in mortal fear of Russians." Listen now for much more!
“[The Danish cartoonist’s drawing], a turban in the shape of a bomb? Instantly recognizable. Some sports team should adopt that as their logo. It would be better than an adjective, or a noun of indefinite quantity, like the Avalanche, or the Minnesota Wild.” Hear about this and much more on a long overdue new podcast
"I'm starting to wonder why after years of being disappointed by both major political parties people keep holding this insane prejudice of insisting on voting for animate beings. Why don't they at least give it a try with like an empty coffee cup and see how it goes after six months?" Hear about this and much more on the new episode of the podcast!
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